If you have ever listened to Brandon, you may notice that he says the Darndest Things! Check here often to get a translation for what he really means.

Better Tomorrow- Can mean goodbye, hello, good luck, hang in there, keep going. It’s an optimistic phrase that Brandon likes to use.

Foodie Call- A late-night snack or meal that often happens past midnight.

Focentration/Focentrate- pho-cen-trate- This is often what Brandon struggles to do.  It is the lack of Concentration and Focus which often is precipitated by hunger.

In a Sentence: I’m starving and I can’t focentrate right now.

Meat Snacks- I’ve been using this word for over 10 years. As a foodie, I want  REAL food. A meat snack is what you really want instead of “reception snack food” (crackers, cheese, cookies, etc. ) Bring on the Meat!

In a Sentence: Hi Pat, I see you have some crackers here; but do you have any Meat Snacks?

Ha- haaa- Used to express laughter or sarcasm. You will see this word written often.  As Brandon laughs frequently in person, he will also do it in his writing.

In a Sentence: I just fell off my bicycle. Ha.

Sheitthza-sheyet-za- A fake form of the curse word $hi#. Brandon doesn’t use curse words, but he doesn’t mind creating his own. (Not to be confused with the German soundalike ha)

In a Sentence: I can’t believe how cold it is out here! Sheitthzha!

Ridunkulous-ree-dunk-u-lus- Something or someone that is beyond ridiculous.

In a Sentence: Did you see the price of that sandwich?!? $14.95! Now that’s Ridunkulous!

Walmart Shopping- A term used to describe the process of dating and searching for your mate in the worst places.  Quality may not always be a concern, but convenience and “cheapness” makes it attractive.

Clubs, Bars, Strip Clubs, etc. are all examples of where you might find Shoppers.

Go Holesale- hole-sale- What you do when you are in a committed relationship but decide to Walmart Shop and pick up a few more items. You cheat.

Boofriend- Don’t have a title for your new mate? Forget the murky waters, they’re your Boofriend until you make it official. But don’t stay in this state too long or you might become boostrated! Ha.