I was chatting with a friend this past weekend and she brought up my first car accident. Of course we laughed. And laughed. And laughed. Ha. Telling the story is so much better in person, but I can’t tell it all the time, so watch here. Ha.

Ladies, please consider dating smarter before settling down with a mate. Otherwise, you might have to explain where California is. Off the Top Today. Unscripted. Unkempt. Undeniably Brandon.